Friday, September 26, 2008

CAN YOU INSTALL LOVE ??

Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE?

Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?

CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?

CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am?

Customer: Let me see.... I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?

CS Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do?

CS Rep: What does the message say?

Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS." What does that mean?

CS Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others.

Customer: So what should I do?

CS Rep: Can you find the directory called SELFACCEPTANCE"?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

CS Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

CS Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the "MY HEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!

CS Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go...

Customer: Yes?

CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Frens frens frens

Memories of me and you
seem to last forever
we have been through so much
and always together
you were there when i need you
and when my heart was broken
through thick and thin we have been there for one another
every picture i see as i look through my album of memories,you are at
the small lil waterfall causing troubles and
what we have is a friendship that will last forever
all the secrets
all the laughter
all the gossip
all the tears
most of all,all the memories
of times i will hold so dear
of friendship that will never die
friend ship that will last forever through eternity

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Sunday, August 17, 2008

Michael Phelps wins 8th gold medal !!!














Congrats to Michael Phelps !!! He won 8 GOLD MEDALS !!! He even broke the WORLD RECORD .... Created the history ^^ U ROX !!!









Sunday, June 22, 2008

Have to change my mind ....

Hmm finally i get to on for a while .... My mom doesnt let me on so frequently T.T haiz..... Anyway i wanna wish VINCENT PHANG , " HappY BirThDay " ... You're old now ^^ I went for the EPPDA competition at Kolej Haji Bujang yesterday and it wasnt that good. We did our story board wrongly cos they din inform us and by the way we did it last minute . We were there around 8 and we stayed there until 4 something . We were really bored....... While eating the lunch they provided for us , teacher told us many useful things about our education . He said that we should plan for everything we want and now it's not the time for us to have fun . We always say that we don have time to study and yet we wasted our time for other unnecessary things . Besides that , we always think of our ambition and what we wanna be when we grow up but teacher told us that if only we have a good result then we can choose what we wanna be . If not the job will choose us , not we choose the job . What teacher said is really true . I always think that i'm kinda stupid but actually it's me who make myself stupid . I really have to change my way of studying and not to study last minute . Many ppl say that Form 4 is the honeymoon year but actually it's just the starting of our life . If we cant catch up in Form 4 we'll definitely gonna fail in Form 5 . Everything depends on our attitude ~~~That's why I have to stop going online so frequently and use that time to study ^^

Friday, June 13, 2008

Tired ~~ Tired ~~Day...

This few days everyone have been tired i think ..... haiz... i've stayed back almost everyday and my mom was like nagging at me everyday especially on my results... Even though this time i din fail any of my subjects but my marks are pretty low.... haiz... and this few days i've been doing the backdrop and i din even touched my book when i got home... Have to concentrate during my lessons in school d... wasted my one period of Math yesterday cos i got called by Mr.Tan for nothing =.= and i really missed a lot !!!! But nvm ....... haiz.... Now then i know why they said backdrop is hard...... I'm in the ironing department~~ It's tiring but i learnt how to iron properly ^^ cos i don iron my clothes at home .. my mom helped me :p AND the last last thing is tht VIVIAN don think too much :p Be brave wor hehe

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Moody~~~

Haiz.... school gonna reopens tomorrow... I gonna face my super bad results T.T I think my mom will chop my head off d . Cant online anymore ~~ Sigh I cut my hair today and it seemed like thr's no difference but when i put it down , .... it looks like broom.. Anyway don care d .. haiz.......... There are many activities coming up soon and gonna be busy for that .... How bout my studies ?????? Gonna be so dead~~~ I think i have to try to manage my time d if not i'll be disappointed again for my next exam .. Hope it'll be really better than this time . Teacher's day is coming and we gonna act !! Vivian and I are going to act as the rebels.... Seems weird for me hehe... But i'll try my best to act if i can ..haha ... oh ya Sab and Yii go check out at Ching's frenster .. Look at her comment . There's a guy called Nate and i think he's having some sort of special relationship with ching.... Too kepo d :p Besides i think there's a lot of things which we donno bout ching . She seems like hiding many things from us . I saw wat paula wrote about the membership of UMCA ?? and she mentioned bout MIRI pals which might be US ?? So just go and check out . Millie is the KEYWORD i think . Nate wrote "Millie owns me " So Millie could be ah ching :) Busybody me ^^

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Drama ~~~

After changing the scripts for erm.. twice , finally we decided to do it spontaneously .. I think it's not bad and it was better than the past few times even though many people were absent . Hope that the seniors wont reject us if not we're gonna be so dead........ At first i was asked to act a character which i think it doesnt suits me so i changed it ..Hehe.. Luckily Muna was kind and she let me do so if not i gonna be funny with the costume .Actually Vivian will be dancing but she dont want to ..Haiz..Anyway I've spent my one whole week of my holiday with the drama...And the worse thing is that i haven touched my homework.. Oh gosh.. My results are going to be worse and worse and worse.. Got so many things to do especially Leo thingy. I think i'm like crazy with Leo stuff d . That's what Vivian said . But i don think so . Hehe . Just hope that the drama will be doing well and everythings gonna end soon . And so i can concentrate on my studies ^^ If not my mom will be nagging at me again .......